Would You Like to Be My Girlfriend?

Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Would you like to stay up late?
Would you tell me that you want me
When I ask you on a date?
Would you let me make you dinner?
You'll enjoy your every bite.
You and I can be a winner 
If you come and stay tonight.

I'm preparing many dishes.
They're as magic as the moon.
And some tapioca pudding.
Would you care to lick the spoon?
You'll have your choice of the main courses,
But no matter what you do
Save some room for the dessert dear,
Ben and Jerry, Me and You.

We can have some fun with ice cream.
There is plenty on the shelf.
We can take some to the bedroom.
You can put some on yourself.
I really dig Cherry Garcia
When it's gooey and it's sweet.
That's how I really wanna see ya'
When there's so much there to eat.

Would you like to be my girlfriend
In the foyer on the stair?
I can catch you on the sofa.
You can find me on a chair.
And we can have some in the kitchen
With the bagels and the lox.
Don't forget the Philly cream cheese
'Cause it goes so good with 
What's in my bread box.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?
You know, I'm not like other boys.
I can show you all my etchings.
You can show me all your toys.
And every night we can have dinner.
No calories in any bite.
You and I can be a winner 
If you come and stay tonight.

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